The Askhole

Asks moronic, off-topic, irrelevant questions, expects everyone else to run around answering them. Genuine curiosity is a good thing – derailing the conversation with deliberately obtuse side questions is not.

Clues this is an Askhole and not a genuinely interested person:

  • Asks bizarre, impossibly esoteric questions.
  • Asks things that could be found out in two seconds on Google.
  • Has no real interest in the answers.
  • Asks the same question multiple times to different people in a comment thread, ignoring the answers.
  • Refuses to do their own reading, even when directed to sources.
  • Makes outrageous claims with no basis and asks others to do the leg-work refuting them. Gets the burden of proof back to front.
  • Plays argument whack-a-mole.

Askhole catchphrases:

  • Hey I’m just genuinely interested!
  • I didn’t realise asking questions was a crime around here!
  • I thought this was a place to educate people about feminism?
  • If you can’t answer a simple question, how do you expect people to learn?